Mountain Dew
Grandpa Jones

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There's a big potted tree down an old hill from me
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Where you can lay down a dollar or two
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You can go round the bend and when you come back again
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There's a jug full of good old mountain dew

CHORUS (AFTER EVERY VERSE)
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They call it that old mountain dew
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And them that refuse are few
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I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
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With some good old mountain dew

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My uncle Nort he is sawed off and short
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He measures about four foot two
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But he think he's a giant when you give him a pint
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Of that good old mountain dew

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My old aunt June bought some brand new perfume
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It had such a sweet smellin' pew
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But to her surprise when it was analyzed
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It's nothing but good old mountain dew

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The preacher rode by with his head hasted high
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Said his wife's been down with the flu
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And he thought that I ort just to sell him a quart
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Of that good old mountain dew

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My brother Bill got a still on the hill
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Where he runs off a gallon there two

The buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can't fly
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From smellin that good old mountain dew